If you've been following my exchange with Dr. Martins Godfery, you know the ropes by now. It's all about wasting a con artist's time by sending him moronic replies. This beauty came from a Dutch address and purports to be concerning a fortune in Angola.
From: savimbi kemotoliTo: k.savimbi@caramail.com Subject: FROM KIMOTOLI SAVIMBI Date: Mon, 06 Jan 2003 12:36:26 GMT+1 Good Day, With warm heart I offer my friendship, and greetings, and I hope this mail meets you in good time. However strange or surprising this contact might seem to you, as we have not met personally or had any dealings in the past, I humbly ask that you take due consideration of its importance and immense benefit. I also sincerely seek your confidence, as I make this proposal to you as a person of integrity. First and foremost I wish to introduce myself properly to you. My name is Oliveira Chuli Savimbi, I am a nephew and Personal Assistant to Late Jonas Malheiro Savimbi, leader of UNITA (National Union for the Total Independence of Angola). As led by my instinct, I selected your email address from an internet directory, in my search for a partner, hence this email. My Uncle(Mentor) was killed in a battle with government forces of Angola, led by President Dos Santos, on Friday 22nd February 2002. After his death, Mr. Antonio Dembo who was his second in command, assumed office as leader of UNITA, due to lack of the Charisma my Uncle had carried the party with in Dembo, there was chaos and struggle for leadership. Prominent members like Carlos Morgado lobbied to depose him and assume office as leader to enrich themselves and some of them who saw me as a threat to their ambitions, including Mr.Dembo, planned to kill me. The tension and confusion in UNITA become uncontrollable when Mr. Dembo died 10days after my Uncle's death. As I lost my mentor in this struggle which has been on for three decades now, not so much of this struggle interests me anymore, as there is now no sense of direction. I now desire a peaceful life, as I am no more interested in conflicts and wars. For this reason, I secretly left Angola and came here (Holland) to seek political asylum. I am sincerely proposing to you to render me your highly needed assistance in respect to safekeeping of some of my Uncle's money that arose from Diamonds sales. This money (US$18.5million), which was already on its way to my Uncle's Swiss Bank account, through the Diplomatic means we use to move money abroad, and was on transit with a private safe deposit security company here in Amsterdam, Holland in February when the tragic incident of my Uncle's death occurred. I then instructed the company to secure the consignment containing the money pending on further instructions from me. I have waited for sometime now for security reasons, and have now deicded to act with your reliable assistance. As a matter of fact, the reason I came to Holland and sought for political asylum here is the safe deposit. President Dos Santos has lobbied the International Community to freeze my Uncle's assets and accounts abroad, to ground UNITA, and has already done this in Angola. Hence I cannot lodge the funds in my name. Also I did not declare the funds to the here. I plan to use this money to safeguard my future. It is very essential that you understand that the kind of trust and confidence I want to put in you is extraordinary, and an act of desperation on my part, in order not to lose this money. Also, ensure that this contact with you should be treated with utmost secrecy. Your role in this project, is clearing the safety deposit containing the money which is deposited in my name, from the Security company, after which, the money will lodged into an account preferably a new account you should open for this transaction. My share of the money will be returned to me when my asylum application in this country is granted, and I have permission to do business and open an account here. For your reliable assistance, I will reward you with 15% ($2,775,000) of the money. I have with me, the Certificate of Deposit for the consignment containing the funds, which will be used for claim from the security company, and the release codes of the vaults. Also, everything will be legally processed for transfer of ownership to you, and this transaction should be completed immediately depending on your prompt response. I thank you in advance as I anticipate your assistance in enabling me achieve this goal. Please contact me whether or not you are interested in assisting me. This will enable me scout for another partner in the event of non-interest on your part. To know more about the struggle by UNITA to liberate Angola, click on the link below and read. http://www.the-idler.com/IDLER-02/3-16.html _________________________________________________________ Gagne une PS2 ! Envoie un SMS avec le code PS au 61166 (0,35 Hors co=FBt du SMS)
To: k.savimbi@caramail.com Subject: FROM KIMOTOLI SAVIMBI Date: Jan 6 2003 12:40PM Dear Oliveira, It is with joy that we greet the new year, Allah be praised! Your story touched me to my heart, and my rabbi shared it with the entire congregation last Friday. I wish to help you any way I can. Please send more information as it is forthcoming. Yours in Christ, Terry Garglebreath
From: savimbi kemotoliTo: "Gargle Breath" Subject: EXPECTING YOUR URGENT CALL SOON Date: Wed, 08 Jan 2003 19:10:47 GMT+1 Dear Sir, I am in recipt of your mail,once again thank very much for your effort. Please is very important you send to me your private telephone and fax numbers so that can call you for more explaination,meawhile,your account is needed for the sucessfull of this transaction,you can call me with this phone number possibly today +0022507066842 please call me i will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you recieve this mail. Due to the present political crises in this country now,i went to inqure from the bank how many days will it take them to transfer the money and they told me that it will take them three working days,so i will like you to hury up and submict your banking details so that i will go and instruct the bank to tranfer the money to your account for, profitable investment in your country. Please my good friend,I have a very big trust on you believing that you will not betray me as soon as the money gets to your account,i will be sending to you my photo and as soon as you recieve my i will be expecting yours. Thanks and be blessed Yours Sincerely Oliveira Savimbi
From : savimbi kemotoliTo : "Gargle Breath" Subject : CONFIDETIAL PLEASE Date : Thu, 09 Jan 2003 13:28:20 GMT+1 Dear Sir, I am in reciept of your mail dated 07/01/2003 contents was well understood. Please what kind of informations do you need ? i ahe with me all the necessry documents that covers this transaction,which was issued to my late uncle the day he deposited the money with the bank,i will like you to call me so that we can discuss to details before sending the documents to you for your verrification. Dont forget to include your private telephone and fax numbers for easy communication and also i will need to know you in person,and you can do that by sending to me your photo,as soon as i recieve it i shall send my to you immediately,and also your banking details will be needed,i have to go and submit them to the bank and insruct them to transfer the money to your account as the beneficiary of the fund and also my partner abroad. Notice,you have to know that this transaction is 100% risk free,and the most important is that you have to make if confidential for my security reasons and also for the money too. Thanks and be blessed.waiting for your urgent responds and you cal just call me on this number +0022507066842 please call me is very important we discuss in details. Yours Sincerely OLIVEIRA SAVIMBI
Date: Jan 10 2003 Subject: Re: CONFIDETIAL PLEASE Dear Mr. Savimbi, Thank you for your letter. I am overjoyed to hear from you again. I have told my family about your letter and how much money we're going to make. We have a young son who is dying of cancer. It is as though God has answered our prayers! Now we can pay for cancer treatment and save our son's life. God bless you Mr. Savimbi!!! Regarding the information you asked for, here is my phone number: 617-742-5533 I may answer the phone with a false name or organization but don't be fooled. It is because there are many spies in this city and I am afraid they will discover our relationship and plot to steal the money! Unlike your fine country of Angola, Americans have no morality whatsoever and would kill you in a minute for money. Please tell me what else you need me to do. I am so excited I can barely think straight. This morning I put my left shoe on my right foot and vice versa; it made it very hard to walk to work I can tell you! Not to mention that I had my shirt on backwards. Many people stared at me. But it is all for the best. Soon my friend we will both be rich! Sincerely yours, Terry Garglebreath
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